Hello welcome come in come in come and take a look around
at all the stuff we’ve just got in for you to buy
we’ve got a bat, we’ve got a yo yo
we’ve got a lot of things that you’ll never really use like
a calorie stick, a can of juice, need a skip sandwich? well
let me tell you buddy we got you covered
just as long as you’ve got some cash, hey, you’ve got some cash with you… right?
see this fry pan, well you know it’s made of real teflon and
i guarantee that you won’t be let down by its performance
did i mention that we don’t do refunds? it’s just store policy please don’t hold it against me
if you take your teddy bear into battle I’m afraid that voids the warranty
so we can’t replace it, sorry
but feel free to buy another, just a hundred and seventy eight bucks
we even have a phone if you need to make a call
and a dog that sometimes talks but i wouldn’t worry too much
hey, what about this hat? don’t you really need a hat?
I think it looks good… no?
if you don’t need something we will gladly take it off your hands
we’ll buy and we’ll sell just about anything we can
of course we’ll buy it for less than its worth
you wouldn’t begrudge a business a humble profit, would you?
our selection is truly first class all the way, you can’t find quality like this anywhere
look at this charm, what does it do, who knows? maybe you should buy it and see
maybe you should buy it and see
just buy something will ya?
It’s amazing what you can come up with in an hour or two. 8D
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